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PseudoPod 1052: Flash on the Borderlands LXXX (80): Soil, Shadows and Blood

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“The Wishing Angel of Suffolk County” – From the author: “The concrete bridge in the story can be found where Bayport meets Sayville, if you’d like to make your own wish.”

“John Must Die” – From the author: “John Barleycorn is a Scottish and English folk song first attested in the 17th century. There are several versions; this story is loosely based on Robert Burns’ 1762 telling which follows John, the personification of the barley crop, as he is threshed, crushed, brewed and generally brutalised.


“The wheel of the season turns. Pray it does not stop.” – Anonymous


The Wishing Angel of Suffolk County

by Holly Hefner


They named her the Wishing Angel. She was constructed of concrete, and might have once belonged in the nearby churchyard. For decades, or at least as long as anyone could remember, she stood half-submerged in the swampy waters near the bridge into town, surrounded by a halo of cattails and empty cans of beer.

The rule was: toss a penny toward her praying hands, and if it landed in the space between her hands and breasts, your wish would come true. You needed to have a good throw. She was farther away from the bridge than she looked. Years of attempts and slimy moss meant even if you hit her right in the chest, it was just as likely your penny would bounce impotently into the green-black water.

But Lara had a good wish and a whole four-weeks of practice aiming at the cracked ashtray she’d set on a fencepost. She picked her best, shiny penny, the one from the year she was born, and marched to the bridge on a Sunday when most folks were at the church. Her family didn’t go to church anymore, but she hoped the angel would forgive her. (Continue Reading…)

The Ghost of a Flea ARTWORK photo by Tol

PseudoPod 1051: The Ghost of a Flea

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‘Courtyard’ by Tol, taken using a 2002 Sony DSC-F717 bridge camera.


The Ghost of a Flea

By Orrin Grey


“Of course, I haven’t exactly conducted a survey,” Robert was saying, “but I get the impression that people used to see ghosts a lot more often than they do these days. Doesn’t it seem like the opposite ought to be true? After all, with each passing year, the number of dead must steadily increase, so by now the spirit world should be quite crowded. It seems that seeing ghosts ought to be a daily occurrence.” (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 1050: This House of Hopes, This House of Bones


This House of Hopes, This House of Bones

By Cynthia Zhang


My husband is home again. I cannot hear him well, not with the ringing in my ears and the throbbing headache making every movement agony, but the ghosts keep me informed. There he is, slipping off his coat and shoes at the door and placing his briefcase on a drawer; there he is in the kitchen, chopping vegetables and tasting the broth for salt. The worried caretaker, ever careful of my comfort.

The ghost with ribbons in her hair strokes my arm. She is the youngest of my visitors, with a round, heart-shaped face framed by curling ringlets that reach the middle of her nightgown—a picture of Victorian innocence, skin white and smooth as a doll. A knife gash winds around her throat like a ribbon, blood spilling down her dress like rubies.

Transparent fingers reach for mine, squeeze with more strength than you would imagine a ghost could possess. A voice scrapes inside my head, soft and high like whispers in the wind. Now, she whispers, now, now, now.

But I cannot get out of this bed. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 1049: An Inordinate Amount of Interest


An Inordinate Amount of Interest

by Ayida Shonibar


Green flows from your imagination onto the page, bleeding viridescent liquid through the intermediary of your brush. The handle bends to your grip like the natural extension it’s been for as long as you remember, the interface between skin and lacquered wood as familiar as your eyelids kissing to blink.

This last stroke completes the painting. It’s not finished finished—you could always add a layer of yellow to bathe the leaves in warmer sunlight or deepen their definition with purple shading. More details to bring this rendition of the peepal tree closer to how it’s rooted in your memories of your homeland.

But there’s the time limit to consider.

The interviewer waits for you to slide the paper to her side of the table. Her gaze traces over your artwork and lights up. “It’s beautiful.” She splays her fingers an inch above the still damp branches. “So lifelike it hardly takes any effort to do this.”

Light suffuses her hand. Beneath her palm, foliage springs from the paper and spills across the tabletop. She pulls it upwards, fingers still glowing as they curl around the sapling to draw it out of your now blank canvas.

Air catches in your throat. Pulse pounding, you lean closer to gingerly touch a heart-shaped peepal leaf.

It’s solid. Waxy. A real piece of where you came from, a shining emerald on this other side of the planet. When you dig your nail in, the bitter scent of raw vegetation tickles your nose. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 1048: The Work of Smith House

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“The Work of Smith House” is a PseudoPod original


The Work of Smith House

By P.C. Verrone


The photos hardly did Smith House justice. Its stone façade loomed above the red oak, black cherry, and eastern hemlock that had thronged the country roads for most of my drive. Towers with parapets sprouted at odd angles, and a hundred arched windows stared as my car approached the iron gates.

The middle of nowhere was not exactly where I wanted to find myself, but I didn’t have much choice. Developers had bought my rent-controlled apartment, and my freelance graphic design gigs could hardly pay for a new place in the city. I had a bed back in Kansas, but I sure as hell wasn’t about to go back to live with Dad and the rest of them. So, I found myself scrolling through listings of sublets and artist residencies that might let me shack up for a few weeks until I figured out my next move. Then, I stumbled on Smith House.

I was a city girl at heart, but I could do worse than a mansion in the Berkshires. The call for applications also contained these magic words: Residents are welcome to stay without charge for as long as they feel artistically nourished. The only issue? The call was for “Indigenous Cultural Bearers.”

The Indigenous part I had down, but I doubted my graphic design exactly fit what they were looking for. Still, I was desperate. So, I wrote beadwork as my discipline.

It was only a little white lie to get a roof over my head. Besides, these places typically didn’t care what you did while in residence. Every artist retreat I’d ever attended began with the hosts emphasizing that we shouldn’t feel pressure to produce, and that rest was an important part of the process. One acceptance email later, I was throwing all my earthly possessions into my Dodge Wrangler and ended up on the front steps of Smith House.

The heavy door cracked open and a white woman in round glasses and a gray turtleneck poked her head out. “You must be Miss Crow,” she said. “I’m Miss Fairewell, Mister Smith’s assistant and coordinator for the residency. Please come in.” (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 1047: Growing Life


Growing Life

By Annie ZH Sun 


Lucy didn’t immediately notice her dead Mama in the middle of the playground. She had been busy having fun for the first time since Mama’s funeral. Sprinting like a bullet, she was a hand, a finger, a hair away from catching Evan, the fastest runner in her grade when something caught her foot, and she tripped face-first onto hard tarmac. A sharp pain split across her temple, and almost simultaneously, she felt the ground beneath her fissure. It was a tiny crack about the size of her pinkie, and she’d easily have missed it, except as warm blood trickled down her face, splattering across the black line, the edges of the earth seemed to pull apart, unfurling a hot stench so sharp that Lucy’s eyes watered. 

Around her, teachers and classmates alike were chattering, hollering and distracted. Nobody noticed she was hurt. She opened her mouth to get their attention. Her lips were glued tight together. No matter how hard she tried, she could not peel them apart. She turned back to the strange phenomenon, and watched, horrified, as the cracks continued to widen. With a hand cradling her injured head, she tried to inch away. By now the hole in the ground was cobra sized and deep within it, a bunch of crystals sparkled like the colour of sunlight caught under sea foams, a startling shade between teal and ice. Lucy’s heart throbbed in recognition. Those precious stones looked exactly like Mama’s favourite brooch, one she had personally pinned to the dress Mama was buried in. Caught in a trance, she let go of her still-bleeding head, and reached for the biggest jewel of them all; a golf sized aquamarine.  (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 1046: Annie’s Heart is a Haunted House

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From the author: Annie’s Heart is a Haunted House” began with the song, “Annie,” by Our Lady Peace. The idea of people living and dying at a little girl’s whim was intriguing enough to haunt me for years. This one’s rolled around in my head since college, but I didn’t have an opportunity to write it until 2021. The anthology I wrote it for didn’t pan out, but then Doug Murano picked it up for The Hideous Book of Hidden Horrors, and the rest is history. It’s my nod to Wes Craven, The Breakfast Club, and Harlan Ellison’s “I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream.


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Annie’s Heart Is A Haunted House

By Todd Keisling


Sheila was the next to go. Before her, Tobias and Jenny.

Now there was only Rich and me, standing in the foyer and staring at the shredded remains of our fellow inmate. Half a torso and one leg. Some of her insides were scattered across the floor, and the whole foyer was a skating rink coated in her blood. There was no mistaking it. The House Master had been here, and it had treated Sheila like a grisly piñata.

“We were only gone for a couple of minutes…” Rich turned to me, his cheeks slick with tears, and held out his hands in defeat. I stood at his side and looked at the dead girl. She’d survived longer than I expected.

How many days had it been now? Sheila was the one who kept count, scratching a thin line in the upstairs hallway for every sleep cycle. With the windows bricked up, we had no idea if time even existed here, but it kept Sheila busy, gave her a purpose.

“She was gonna be my girlfriend,” Rich said, and dropped the fire iron at his side. “We just…last night…” He turned to the stairs, in the direction of our sleeping host. “You crazy bitch!”

His knees buckled, and I watched him sink to the floor in despair. I reached out to comfort him but thought better of it. There’s no point now. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 1045: Turquoise Waters

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Author’s note: “I lived in New Mexico for six years where I taught Navajo, Zuni, and Hobi students in the Four Corners region. Growing up a fan of westerns, I longed to know about the other people in the West. You can read more weird western stories of the other people in The Sisters of the Wild Sage: A Weird Western Collection, One of Book Riot’s 30 Must-Read SFF Reads by Black Authors and One of Book Riot’s The Best of the Weird West: 8 Alternate History Westerns.”


Turquoise Waters

by Nicole Givens Kurtz


“Let me die,” India whispered, her voice soft against the hot hiss of bullets whizzing by her and Tish, her partner. She licked her cracked, full lips and struggled to find both spit and words.

“No.” Tish shook her head. It ain’t supposed to be like this.

The day had begun as a normal one, sunny with clear skies. Cornflower blue draped above vibrant red canyons and verdant cacti comprised most days in the New Mexican territory. She and India traveled by horseback on the road to Wild Sage, a mecca to all seeking freedom and autonomy. The west offered hope for anyone scurrying from the East’s societal trappings or the South’s ruin.

Around dusk, things veered off track. (Continue Reading…)